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Asking “how’s the job hunt going?” is a lot like asking “did you come?” I promise you, you’d hear if there was any success.

May 19, 2026

One year of friendship, and I’ve not seen your breasts? Are we really friends?

Apr 1, 2026

Parenting a teenager is surreal because you’ll be sitting there, and some dude who is much taller than you will walk around the corner and ask you how to open a popcorn bag.

Mar 31, 2026

Can I come over and crawl around on you like a bug?

Mar 31, 2026

In a job interview, you can always respond to an awkward question with a deep gaze and parted lips, followed by “You complete me.”

Mar 28, 2026