Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Feb 3, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes

Funny quote about holiday mischief and wardrobe theft with a humorous twist.

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Commentary:
Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! 🍪😂🎅

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