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I took the road less traveled. Where am I?

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New COVID variant tries to sell you an extended auto warranty.

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She poured the milk before the cereal. It was not meant to be.

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Moving houses/apartments gotta be top 3 worst human experiences.

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The worst thing you can do when you notice your kids are playing nicely together is telling them that they’re playing nicely together.

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Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

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There are days when trying to control your class is like trying to hug a tornado.

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Everybody’s back hurts until it’s time to have sexy time.

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I’m always in a rush to go home, and do absolutely nothing.

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You don’t get much engagement? Have you tried being retarded.

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The art of today’s art is to persuade people that it’s art.

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Today marks a five year anniversary of how I’ll start going to the gym tomorrow.

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I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.

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I’ve accepted I’ll never retire. I’ll be working up until my funeral… probably using a vacation day for it.

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Sorry, but I don’t think we should see each other anymore. Your Katana skills are lacking.

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After a month away and enough pasta to scare an Italian grandma, I can confirm: too much Parmesan? Never heard of her.

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The only thing I gained so far this year is weight.

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Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now.

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The worst is when it’s too late to take a nap but too early to go to bed.

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It’s funny how it’s often easier to access academic resources illegally, even when you have university library access.

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Sorry for bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to bash my head into the walls anymore.

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I met a microbiologist today. He was a lot bigger than I expected.

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Why’s it always “NYC smells like pee” and never “my pee smells like the greatest city in the world”?

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I’m sorry I pretended I was dead when I saw you in public.

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They should invent a situationship that turns into something beautiful.

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Accept the truth that a clean kitchen and finished laundry are just myths. Embrace the chaos and find your inner calm.

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You can’t scare me; you’re not my credit card bill.

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I’m trying to shower you with affection. It doesn’t matter how I got into your bathroom.

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When a documentary starts with an old person going, ‘We’re a small town, we didn’t lock our doors at night,’ oh, we’re gonna find out what made them start.

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Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.

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I’m actually really good looking if you don’t look at me.

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I feel like I’ve skipped the whole ‘go out and have fun’ stage and went straight to being an 80-year-old woman.

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My friend thinks he’s smart. He said onions are the only food that makes him cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.

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