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  • If there’s ever an alien invasion, I hope it doesn’t start while I’m asleep. I hate being woken up before my alarm.
  • I could be a morning person, if morning was sometime around noon.
  • My favorite part of The Godfather is when the guy wakes up and screams because the Mafia has stolen the bottom half of the horse he keeps in his bed.
  • A Southerner dies every time you people type β€œya’ll” instead of β€œy’all,” btw.
  • Sometimes I get really mad at myself, but not like mad enough to fight myself or anything like that.
  • You have hopes and dreams. I have nopes and screams.