Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the ultimate weather forecast for couch potatoes! βοΈππ‘ Related funny posts π€ A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. They were called “TV programs” because they were literally programming us, bro. I donβt understand how spending more money than I earn is irresponsible. Iβm giving more than I take. Iβm generous. I am like the weather. Temporarily friendly. I am βWe read the newspaper front to back every single day,β years old.