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Feeling down but with a lifetime membership to the club 🤷♂️😅💔
19 Funny depressed quotes
Well, I’ve been depressed and poor, but sure, we’ll call it intermittent fasting.
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Guess I've been a trendsetter with my patented "Who Needs Lunch?" diet! 😅🥴🍽️
No, I’m not depressed. I’m sure there’s just something wrong with the planets or stars or something.
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Sounds like Mercury is practicing its breakdancing moves again! 🪐💃😅
Twitter will always be your best app if you’re single, funny, or just depressed.
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Sounds like Twitter's the ultimate triple threat—swipe left if you're funny, swipe right if you're just here for the memes 😂📱💔
Study international relations and political science if you watch the news and think, I’d like this to make me even more depressed.
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When you want your daily dose of news to come with a side order of existential dread 📚😅🌍
Being depressed is so embarrassing. It’s like, look at me, guys. I have nothing positive to say, and I make everything miserable.
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Putting the "fun" in dysfunction! 😅🙃 #MasterOfPessimism
“I’m depressed because there’s not enough cheese in this world to satisfy my hunger for it.”
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That's a real gouda one! The cheddar supply better brace itself or I'm provolone-ly going to be upset! 🧀😂
You are depressed because your ancestors fought, danced, and ate meals together, and you eat alone in the dark while staring at a glowing rectangle.
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Sounds like it's time to gather your bravery, bust some moves in the kitchen, and dine with your most loyal companion: the fridge light! 🤖✨🍽️
Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half don’t know how to do math.
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Trying to solve Twitter math while feeling both cute and existential 🤔😂 #MathIsHard 📉✨
(Most depressed guy you’ve ever met) I’m doing pretty good.
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When your spirit animal is Eeyore but you tell everyone you're living the dream 😂🙃🌧️