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Funny weight gain quotes

Funny weight gain quotes are the perfect way to laugh off those extra pounds 🍕😂 Whether you’re embracing the snack life or just love a good chuckle about your scale adventures, these witty gems will have you smiling through every bite 🍩😄 Get ready to snack, laugh, and maybe even love those curves a little more! 🍔🎉

Weight gain makes me sad. Luckily, eating cheers me right back up.

Posted onMay 25, 2026

My childhood led me to believe that as an adult I’d have to contend with truth serum, lava, quicksand, trap doors, and secret passageways. So far it’s mostly been weight gain and existential dread.

Posted onMay 23, 2026

Psychiatry is crazy because they’re just like… Oh, you’re really depressed? Would being on a pill that makes you fat help?

Posted onMay 19, 2026

It’s all fun and games until your jeans no longer fit.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

Cannabis has many benefits. For example, it makes you retarded. But in addition, it also makes you lazy. No worries though, it also makes you fat and insane.

Posted onMar 29, 2026

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