Ruined a Ferrari guyβs day today by telling him that I loved his Corvette. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Talk about car-ma! Sure hope he has GPS to navigate through the tears πππ Related funny posts π€ Them: Money doesn’t bring happiness. Me: Pass the money over here, I like to be sad. Life hack: you donβt need salt if you just cry into your dinner. I got a lot of Jedi advice for somebody who could be turned to the dark side by moderate traffic. Welcome to your 40s, the best part of your day is now the heated seats in your car after a long day. In Star Wars, anyone can hop in any spaceship and knows how to fly it. I just spent 20 minutes trying to find the headlights in a rental car.