Sex is cool but have you ever had your bed all to yourself.

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Whenever my hormones try to get me to reproduce after all, I go to IKEA and watch the goings-on there. After that, I’m good again.

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Stop roasting yourself, you’re not a marshmallow.

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I followed my heart. It led me to the fridge.

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Remember, if you start with, “It’s crazy to think…” you can say whatever you want.

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If you ever need me, call me any time, day or night, and I’ll return your call when I get around to it.

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I can’t believe I’m supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.

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Any room can be a bathroom if you hate the person who’s house you’re in.

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Anytime I switch deodorants, it’s like a sexy stranger is following me around all day.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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I tell people I rearrange my furniture to change things up, but we all know it’s to annoy my husband.