Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say “I know it’s hard, but you’ll be okay. Here’s a coffee and a million dollars.”

Sometimes I just want someone to hug me and say "I know it's hard, but you'll be okay. Here's a coffee and a million dollars."

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“If only all problems could be solved with a hug, coffee, and a million dollars! Who needs therapy when you’ve got caffeine and cash, right? Just imagine the line at the hug and coffee shop if this were a reality – we’d all be lining up for our daily dose of comfort and caffeine!”

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    This quote is straight-up relatable! 😂 Who needs a therapist when you could have free coffee and a million dollars? 🙌 But wait, only one coffee? Considering the circumstances, better make it an infinity mug of cappuccino. ☕😅💰

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