Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering Iβve been dressed and ready for years. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Patiently waiting for aliens to realize they totally ghosted me ππ½π Related funny posts π€ I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit meβ¦ should be here any time now. Aliens only abduct the people that are already nuts so no one will believe them when they try and tell everyone. Aliens will always remain unidentified because theyβre embarrassed to be associated with us humans. Have you fallen in love with me yet, or do I need to post more nonsense? I don’t think we’ll ever see aliens. I bet that they’re just gathering information and waiting for us to destroy ourselves.