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Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.

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Patiently waiting for aliens to realize they totally ghosted me πŸš€πŸ‘½πŸ‘—

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged abduct, abduction, alien, aliens, dressed, extraterrestrial, feels, humor, joke, me, pretty, readiness, ready, rude, sarcasm, still, waiting on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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