Commentary:
"Looks like even aliens are feeling the pinch! 🛸🛒 BYOP (Bring Your Own Probe), or be ready to swipe your intergalactic credit card for an astronomical shopping spree! 👽💸😂"
Funny abduction quotes
I need a horror movie where a kidnapper abducts a possessed child and finds out.
Commentary:
"Plot twist: the kidnapper ends up seeking an exorcism refund 👻🔪 #PossessionProblems"
I was abducted by aliens. They made me wash my hands, clean my room, and eat my vegetables. Turns out I was on the mothership.
Commentary:
"Who knew the mothership had such strict house rules? 👽🚀 At least those aliens have good hygiene standards! Maybe next time they'll abduct you for a playdate?! 🪐🌌"
Being abducted by aliens could be just the vacation I need right now.
Commentary:
"Who needs a beach when you can have a close encounter of the third kind 🛸👽? Forget sipping on a margarita, how about some intergalactic probing instead? 🌌✨ Just beam me up, Scotty! 🌠 #VacayGoals"
At this point, if I get picked up by aliens, I’m just gonna go ahead and consider it a rescue mission instead of an abduction.
Commentary:
Looks like I've shared my location with the aliens too many times! 🚀👽🆘
Still waiting for aliens to abduct me, which feels pretty rude considering I’ve been dressed and ready for years.
Commentary:
Patiently waiting for aliens to realize they totally ghosted me 🚀👽👗