Stretching is not enough. I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I don’t need yoga—I need to be linguine’d back to life 🍝🌀😩 Related funny posts 😂 I haven’t tried Yoga, but I bent over to pick up my keys off the floor, so I’m sure I wouldn’t like Yoga. Noam Chomsky is a crazy name, like you sound hungry as f***. A massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine. Yoga is just slow motion breakdancing. Stretching my back isn’t enough; I need to take out my spine and wring it out like a towel.