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You can’t have a bad day at work if you don’t go.

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Basketball’s all like “gimme that pumpkin, I need it” and golf is all like “***k this egg, imma hit it into the sun”

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Humans should grow a new set of teeth in our 30s to make-up for all the poor decisions in our 20s.

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Jackie Chan used to say “I don’t want trouble“ and then break everybody’s legs.

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What if you went to ET’s planet and all of the other ET’s were wearing clothes?

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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I like my music at a volume where I can’t hear you.

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Tweeting shouldn’t cost money but it should flip you on your back like a bug for 15 minutes.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.