The early bird gets to cry for a little bit longer in the work parking lot. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my snooze button is just an investment in emotional wellness! 😅🥱🚗 Related funny posts 🤝 I’ll bet the guy who invented the snooze button never invented anything else. That was pointless, we could’ve just stayed strangers. Waking up has backfired on me so many times. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.