The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans ππ«π€ Related funny posts π€ Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh? How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? It’s almost bed time, so I’ll just check my e-mail, Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, and watch a season of my favorite show on Netflix real quick. Every night at bedtime I do one small ritual: six hours on my cell phone. Before sleeping, most people will imagine stuff they want to happen. Like sleeping.