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Mar 31, 2026

The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

Witty quote about the cozy, honest side of the bed with books and chocolate.

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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans 📚🍫💤

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