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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.

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Sounds like the perfect bedtime lineup: sweet dreams and cocoa beans ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿซ๐Ÿ’ค

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged bed, book, books, chocolate, comfort, empty, humor, liar, night, relationship, side, sleep, snore on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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