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  • Being in college when The Chainsmokers dropped Closer was an experience to say the least.
  • Legos are too expensive nowadays. They should go back to costing as much as they did when my parents paid for them.
  • The Cranberries. Great band name. You pick a fruit and you get to work.
  • The amount I’m sighing these days could fuel a small wind farm.
  • Sorry, but if you’re walking slower than me on the sidewalk, you’re my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if you’re walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, I’m thinking enemy.
  • Ninety percent of my new follows are beautiful women, which tells me one thing: I’ve still got it!