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The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at…

The ideal man is always thinking of several cool things at…

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"Who says men can't multitask? 🏈🚚✋ The ideal man is a pro at juggling cool thoughts like tossing a football, cruising in a monster truck, and doling out high fives like it's his full-time job! Just another day in the life of a true legend."

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, always, big, cool, cool thing, five, football, fun, fun activity, giving, high, high five, hobby, ideal, ideal man, man, multitasking, sports, thing, things, thinking, throwing, truck on Jan 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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