The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This sounds like my New Year's resolution: endless dessert and zero regrets! π°π€£ Related funny posts π€ When you are stressed you eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets, because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. I like to minimize the disappointment by being myself right from the start. When people tell me “you’re going to regret that in the morning”, I sleep until noon because I am a problem solver. My New Yearβs resolution will be to stop chasing waterfalls, and stick to the rivers and the lakes that Iβm used to. The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.