There are beautiful horny women (me) being forced into celibacy due to the utter lack of worthy men in existence. This is the world we are living in now.

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I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

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For Christmas, I’d like to be understood.

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Don’t ask me for work advice, I’m just going to tell you to quit your job.

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Just being myself is how we got into this mess.

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Life hack: put on an apron at home and people think you’re super busy doing important stuff even when you’re not.

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Remember when the most annoying thing about Twitter was trying to think of a shorter word.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.