There are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). Posted on4 months ago4 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppThere are only two portion sizes for mashed potatoes: nowhere near enough (posh restaurants) or far, far too much (literally everyone else). Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes. The real reason for global warming is that today’s young people are nowhere near as cool as we were back then. All the fruit flies are well-behaved near the garbage, only one is constantly nagging somewhere else because it thinks it has to discover new lands. The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment. Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.
