There’s a special place in hell for people like you (next to me). Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Looks like we're carpooling to the hot spot! 😈🔥 #HellMates" Related funny posts 😂 Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there. Let’s get married and have kids, so instead of relaxing during weeknights, we can go to seven practices and relearn algebra. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs. Listen to the birds, not the news.