They say 30 is the new 20, and 40 the new 30. All I know is 9 p.m. is the new midnight. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Who knew I'd be partying like it's 1999… by going to bed at 9:00! πππ΄ Related funny posts π€ I donβt wanna party like itβs 1999, I want to pay my bills like itβs 1999. The Bloodhound Gang were very special because its music for 12-year-old boys, but every reference requires you to be 40 years old. Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep. Sorry Iβm late, I was fighting for my right to party. I love 12 a.m. to 5 a.m. The world is so quiet.