This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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“Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! 😆🛋️📱 #DoomScrollingPro”

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