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This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

This weekend was so busy, I hardly had time to sit around in my pajamas and doom scroll.

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"Sounds like you had a productive day of avoiding productivity! πŸ˜†πŸ›‹οΈπŸ“± #DoomScrollingPro"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged around, busy, doom, doom scroll, downtime, i, internet, leisure, media, pajamas, relaxation, rest, scroll, sit, social, social media, time, weekend on May 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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