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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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“This too shall pass.” And then some other bullshit will come and take its place. It never f**king ends.

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Awkwardly stares into the abyss in between meetings.

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I can’t believe she picked her husband, her boyfriend and her other boyfriend over me.

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If you have any questions or concerns please don’t. Hesitate to ask.

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“Left alone” would have been the right answer as a child to the question of what I wanted to be when I grew up.

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The hottest thing a man can do is exactly what he said he was going to.

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Marriage tip: If your wife goes silent in the middle of an argument, you probably shouldn’t ask if you can go back to mowing the lawn.

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IKEA assembly instructions should come with a glossary of Swedish swear words.

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Does anyone know the password to my work computer? Or how to do my job?