Too self-aware for foreplay. Iโm so sorryโฆ Take that nurse costume off. I know you didnโt go to med school. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:๐๐ "When the only diagnosis is 'overthinking'!" ๐ฉบ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค I asked my doctor if Iโm healthy enough for sex and he told me Iโm not even sexy enough for health. I googled my symptoms and it turns out I just need this election to be over. Doctor said I am terminally chill. Googled my symptoms and it turns out itโs just the politics. Tested positive for needing a kiss.