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Twitter is my serious account, the funny one is my bank account.

Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Witty quote highlighting social media humor and financial reality.
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If my bank account is a joke, I'm still waiting for the punchline πŸ˜‚πŸ’Έ

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