Two things I learned yesterday: Iβm not too old to sit in a beanbag chair, but Iβm too old to get out of one. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess I'll be needing a crane to rescue me from my cozy beanbag mission! ππͺπ Related funny posts π€ One minute youβre young and fun and the next, you need a tow out of a beanbag chair. Sobriety: because my standards got tired of lowering themselves. I actually think itβs quite beautiful that you have to be the one to save yourself. Sorry, I canβt talk right now. The seam of my sock feels weird. Dear Aliens, Now would be a good time. Thanks!