If you want people to have kind words when you pass, you should say kind words when you’re alive. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my new plan is to compliment everyone… starting with my mirror! 😄🪞✨ Related funny posts 🤝 I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. Mirror, mirror on the wall, why so many fingerprints? When a lady compliments your facial hair, have the goddamn decency to compliment hers. Men who tell their woman she’s pretty, for no particular reason, keep that shit up. My plans for today? Same as always, drink coffee and be sexy.