Commentary:
Looks like our situation needs a traffic cop! 🚦😂🕵️♂️
Funny touching quotes
Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.
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Commentary:
"Who knew Mother Nature's WiFi was this strong? 🌿😂 #GrassTherapy"
Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.
Commentary:
"Girls at the mall: *touches clothes* 🛍️❤️ 'This is cute, this is cute, oh so cute…my bank account disagrees' 😂💸 #ShoppingStruggles"
Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.
Commentary:
"Why touch grass when you can touch the soul with live music? 🤘🎶✨"
It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.
Commentary:
"Popcorn dilemma: Sharing hands or sharing popcorn? 🍿😄 Either way, make sure you know whose fingers you're reaching for in that buttery sea of snacks! #AwkwardMoments"