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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

Mar 31, 2026

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

Mar 29, 2026

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

Mar 29, 2026

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

Mar 26, 2026

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

Mar 25, 2026