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Wait… if you’re circling back and I’m touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation?

May 28, 2026

Gutted to report that spending a day offline, touching grass with my friends, was phenomenal for my mental health.

May 26, 2026

Girls don’t actually shop. We just walk round touching the clothes saying ‘this is cute’.

May 26, 2026

Rather than touching grass, I recommend going to a concert and experiencing the live performance of that one song you hold religiously close to your heart.

May 23, 2026

It’s awkward touching hands with another man inside a popcorn bag, especially if you don’t know the man and he doesn’t know you’re eating his popcorn.

May 22, 2026