We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man. Posted on2 weeks ago2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? πππ Related Funny Quotes π€ Every time I ask my husband to bring me something out of my purse, without a doubt, heβll bring me my whole purse. Why are purses so scary to men, lol. My dream is to buy a horse and race it. The horse will probably beat me but it’ll still be fun. If they can bring back the dire wolf, they can bring back Norm Macdonald. Relationship rule: If the woman has told something and the man doesn’t remember, the man hasn’t listened. If the man has told something and the woman doesn’t remember, the man has never told it. Ladies, if you receive flowers with no card on them today, theyβre from me.