14 funny text message quotes - Wordgag

Is there an app yet that converts voice messages into text messages?

May 23, 2026

Nothing more humiliating than sending a text message with a picture and the picture doesn’t send for ages and now you’ve said something sooo odd out of context.

May 22, 2026

My mom sent me a text message so long I had to refill my Adderall prescription to read it.

May 20, 2026

My favorite kind of gender reveal is the one where the parents find out, and they just tell everyone through text instead of making me go to a party.

May 19, 2026

We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.

May 19, 2026

Sorry I missed your call, I was staring in horror at the screen, wondering why on earth you couldn’t just text me.

May 18, 2026

Sorry, I just saw your text from last night. Are you guys still at the restaurant?

May 18, 2026

You’re my least favourite notification.

Mar 31, 2026

The next time someone texts me “we need to talk,” I’ll reply, “Yes, we really need to talk,” so that I won’t be the only one stressing.

Mar 31, 2026Mar 31, 2026

Do you all introverts ever open a text and think, ‘I’ll reply when I have the energy,’ and then it’s three weeks, and you have to live with the guilt of being a horrible friend.

Mar 31, 2026

I would do absolutely anything for my friends, except answer their text messages.

Mar 30, 2026

I’m the kind of introvert who dodges phone calls but sends paragraphs in texts.

Mar 30, 2026

The best part of my kid graduating was unsubscribing from the school’s text messages.

Mar 30, 2026

If you ever need me, I’m always just a couple missed calls and text messages away.

Mar 29, 2026