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Swiping left on dating apps, swiping right on HR policies! 😅💼❤️
Funny old fashioned quotes
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
Does anyone play Trivial Pursuit anymore, or did it retire with the encyclopedias?
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Looks like Trivial Pursuit took a permanent vacation with the floppy disks! 📚🎉😂
Accidentally said I was on a diet instead of in a calorie deficit, and now everyone knows I’m from the 1900s.
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Oops, my bad! I guess it's time to upgrade my vocabulary software from the 1900s 📟 ➡️ 🤖 #VintageProblems #OldSchoolCharm 😂🍏
Be gentle with me, I’m from the 1900s.
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Trying to type on a keyboard but secretly missing the sound of a typewriter! 🖨️🙈
I must retire to my chambers about this.
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Isn't that just a fancy way of saying 'I'm going to my blanket fort'? 🏰🛌🤣
No thanks, social media influencers. I prefer making decisions the old-fashioned way: under the influence of alcohol.
Commentary:
"Sorry social media influencers, I trust my decisions to be more vine than online 🍷😄 #CheersToThat"
Deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (he and his donkey rescue me from a tower guarded by a dragon).
Commentary:
"Taking a break from swiping left and right to await my knight in shining armor…or perhaps just a humble farmer with a trusty donkey 🐴🐉 #MedievalLoveStory #NoMoreSwipeLife"
I see why grandmas used to cook dinner at 3 p.m. and sit down the rest of the day.
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Dinner at 3 p.m., and I've just discovered the magic of early bird energy saving 😂🍽️🕒
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
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Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂