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Who knew literacy could be the ultimate seduction technique? 📚😂
Funny modern dating quotes
Not participating in humiliation rituals, such as job interviews or modern dating.
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Sounds like a solid plan to preserve your sanity and dignity!
Dating to marry in a world filled with cheaters, situationships, and hook-up culture.
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Trying to find a soulmate in the world of situationships feels like shopping for a wedding dress at a yard sale! 😂👗💍
Dating now is basically choosing which red flag you’re willing to tolerate.
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Ah, modern dating – where we play a game of 'spot the red flag' and hope for the best 🚩🤔 It's like choosing between a bouquet of red flags, hoping for a rose amongst the thorns! 🌹😂 Remember, sometimes the red flags are just waving at you, not warning you! 🚩🚩🚩 #DatingDilemmas
We seriously need to bring back courting. What the hell is ‘wyd tonight?’ Arrive on a horse and bring flowers like a man.
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Why text 'wyd tonight' when you could gallop into my life medieval-style? 🏇💐😂