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Can you imagine the stunned look on your face if your dog suddenly drops this bombshell on you? 🐶😯 Just imagine the endless possibilities and conspiracy theories that would follow such a declaration! 🤔🐾 And to top it off, the dog's vow of silence afterward would only add to the mystery and hilarity of the situation! 🤫😂
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What if your dog one day just randomly said “Nobody is going to believe you” and never spoke again.

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