What’s the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it’s getting down to business?

What's the point of having sex dreams if you always wake up just when it's getting down to business?

Commentary:
“Ah, yes, the ultimate tease from our subconscious – giving us the tantalizing buildup in a sex dream, only to rudely awaken us right before the main event! 😏 It’s like a non-consensual cliffhanger from the dream world – talk about a plot twist! 😂 Sweet dreams or blue-balled nightmares? You decide! 🌙✨”

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