When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings. Funny Quotes Jan 25, 2025 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When I was a kid I would say I’m whatever age and a half because I wanted to be older. Now I say I turned 40 a few years ago. Getting older means talking to less people and complaining about more people. Sometimes I tell myself I should stop drinking so much, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who’s talking to himself. A man’s home is his castle, but his garage is his sanctuary. If a stranger starts talking to me in an elevator I say “I don’t want to talk in case we get stuck and I have to eat you” that usually shuts them up.
