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When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am t…

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am t…

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"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged advice, am, culture, humor, i, Jedi, man, me, men, older, older man, pop, pop culture, say, talking, teachings, tell, wisdom, Yoda on Jan 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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