Funny older man quotes

Today I spoke to an older male lawyer in the same tone he was using with me. Do y’all wanna guess whether he liked that?

Commentary:
Looks like someone just discovered the magical art of giving a taste of their own medicine! 👩‍⚖️🔄👨‍⚖️💥

When I say I like when older men tell me what to do, I am talking about Yoda and his teachings.

Commentary:
"Ah, wise Yoda, the ultimate older man 🌟 When seeking guidance, who needs a sugar daddy when you've got a Jedi master? 🧙‍♂️ May the Force be with you as you navigate life's ups and downs, young Padawan! 🌌 #YodaWisdom"