16 funny gesture quotes - Wordgag

Women don’t pretend anymore to dig for something in their purse and then pull out their middle finger.

May 23, 2026

Shout out to the dude who flipped me off in traffic. Making me feel all nostalgic for California, thank you.

May 22, 2026

If my fingers don’t motion like scissors snipping when I ask for a haircut at the salon, how will they know what I mean?

May 21, 2026

Me gasping and flipping off the vultures as they circle above the running track.

May 21, 2026

Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800s and a big steamship is leaving the harbor.

May 19, 2026

I miss when men had big hair, louder feelings, and leaned over cars to declare their love.

May 18, 2026

Leaving my apartment for two weeks, but leaving a single cup in the sink as a gesture to continuity upon my return.

Apr 1, 2026

Slow blinking at my boss so he knows I want a raise.

Apr 1, 2026

I’m still repaying karmic debt from that time I was 12 and gave the middle finger to a cow at the state fair.

Apr 1, 2026

Asking my boyfriend if he would still date me if an alien had done experiments on me that killed me but, as a gesture of kindness, replaced me with a perfect replica, and he was the only one who knew.

Apr 1, 2026

My superpower is giving you the middle finger using my eyes only.

Mar 31, 2026

You don’t see people giving bunny ears in photos anymore.

Mar 31, 2026

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Mar 31, 2026

My middle finger salutes you.

Mar 31, 2026

I’d like to place an order for a large kiss and an extra-long hug.

Mar 30, 2026

When I’m done eating… I have to show my hands to my cat, like I’m a blackjack dealer.

Mar 30, 2026