When you have the money, you can go a whole day without eating. But when you’re broke, the dizziness starts at 6 a.m.

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Hobosexual. A person who dates you with the sole interest of having a place to stay.

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Humans are the only species that would cut down trees, make paper out of them, and then write “Save the Trees” on it.

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(Talking to myself) I just don’t know what to tell you.

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Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

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I wanna be a jellyfish— no heart, no brain, no feelings, no pain— just blub blub blub.

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Life on other planets be like: “I hope those lunatics don’t discover us!”

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Aliens: We are here to take over. Me: Thank God.

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Offering someone food, and secretly hoping, they don’t want it.

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Who called it a heatwave and not a temperature tantrum?

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Had some plain yogurt with protein powder in it for breakfast, and not only is it high in protein and very filling, it’s also disgusting.