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“You never reply to messages.” I am just one person, okay? I am understaffed.

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I didn’t mean to gain weight. It happened by snaccident.

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(british guy unhooking your bra) All right, what’s all this, then?

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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6 months ago

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Hit my coworker with “you’re a lucky man” after I saw a picture of his wife just to let him know that I want to sleep with her.

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2 months ago

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Standing like a flamingo at my kitchen counter eating watermelon is such a vibe.

84 shares on Reddit this month:

The only thing stopping cheesecake from being a breakfast food is you.

89 shares on Pinterest this month:

This entire year has been the Nightmare Before Christmas.

71 shares on WeChat this month:

When old people say, “Long as you happy,” that means you’re pretty dumb.

82 shares on X this month:

Of course, I also put my mobile down from time to time. For example, when someone tries to call me.

52 shares on X this month:

I just want what every middle-aged person wants: to remember what it was that I wanted.

69 shares on Pinterest this month:

This year felt like being awake during surgery.

73 shares on Facebook this month:

The marriage rate has been trending downward. Choreographed wedding dances may be the reason.

32 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Please stop calling 911 when you see me dancing. I’m fine!

52 shares on Threads this month:

I’m brave but not “order something different from the restaurant menu” kind of brave.

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My ability to remember song lyrics from the ’90s far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the garage.

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I prefer to use deodorant immediately after shaving my armpits so that I can feel that I’m still alive.

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I am like a wildflower, a quiet rebellion blooming through ruins and dust.

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Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

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The downside of common sense is, having to deal with those that lack it.

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Being drunk and liking every tweet without reading it.

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I suppose the supreme discipline for ninjas is sneaking up with flip flops.

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I was having a great day, and then, people.

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Good news, I just decided I don’t care about anything anymore.

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I am very depressed and in a really bad mood. Perhaps it will get better if I sit inside on a beautiful day and dwell compulsively.

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Maturity is when you realize money can actually buy happiness.

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Socialism is like polio, it comes back when people forget about the horrible damage it did last time.

Spotted on Instagram:

“Got milk?” Buddy, I don’t even have self-esteem.

Breaking via Twitch:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Spreading quickly via YouTube:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

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Friday the 13th doesn’t even feel creepy cause bad things happen everyday now.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you think someone has put a spell on you, send me $500 and I’ll get rid of it.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Shoutout to the friends that still like me. All two of you.

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We do it every night. Annoy each other.

Going viral on Pinterest:

What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk.

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When you wish you could tell someone that won’t stop talking “Okay, we’re out of time today”, just like a therapist.

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Violence is not the answer, unless you’re a gaggle of children instructed to break into a piñata.

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