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  • Getting married soon. Just need a spouse.
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  • Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.
  • I need someone to convince me into or out of buying a jetski. I can’t keep living in this purgatory.
  • I fondly remember my days as a younger man when I didn’t care what the weather was going to do.
  • “What’s a random act of kindness you’ve done for a stranger recently?” I helped a bunch of teens buy alcohol and cigarettes the other day.