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Funny movie theater quotes

I’m at the age where I’m more likely to fall asleep at the movie theater than get frisky in one.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

Posted onMay 29, 2026

3 friends is enough. 1 for the movie theater, 1 for drinks and apps, 1 for texting concerning mental health information.

Posted onMay 19, 2026

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