Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:In 5 years, I'll be the same person with extra layers of wisdom and pizza! 🍕🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 Someone asked me if I had any hobbies and I panicked and said “lasagna”. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat! Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza.