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Where do I see myself in 5 years? Here, but fatter.

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In 5 years, I'll be the same person with extra layers of wisdom and pizza! 🍕🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged 5, body, body image, fatter, future, here, humor, i, image, joke, myself, self, weight, where on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

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