Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’ Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Dreams: the only place where I'm a morning person and a billionaire! 😴💰👉🙅♂️ Related funny posts 🤝 I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep. “Huh” is 94% of my vocabulary. My first thought upon waking up in the morning is “not again”. My sleeping cycle is completely backwards. In the morning I feel sleepy and at night I can’t fall asleep. I used to be a person who couldn’t easily fall asleep, then I got divorced and now I sleep like a baby. Probably unrelated.