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Asian parents give you unmoanable names so you can focus on your studies.

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I don’t have any generational wealth but I did inherit a great spaghetti sauce recipe.

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Spent most of the day making sure my couch still works. So far so good.

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Every time I see a dog with its head out a window, I know it’s having a better day than I am.

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Dear food, either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat.

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Schrodinger’s Immigrant: A person who is simultaneously too lazy to work, but is also stealing your job.

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The guy that said laughter is the best medicine obviously wasn’t suffering from diarrhea.

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Once you love wide-leg pants, there is no going back from that.

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My body is like my phone battery. Usually drained by 4pm.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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Everyone’s a gangster until they have to say sorry.

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A more accurate description would be ‘The Darker Web’.

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Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

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When someone asks me what my dream job is, it’s just like “I don’t know dude, I don’t dream about jobs”

Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

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Dreams: the only place where I'm a morning person and a billionaire! 😴💰👉🙅‍♂️

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Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

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I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.

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Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

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Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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I believe in annoyed at first sight.

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Before I work on myself, does anyone like me unhinged?

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I try to contain my craziness, but the lid keeps popping off.

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Mission Impossible theme song plays in my head when I’m trying to remember a password.

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Imagine surviving Covid 19 and then China releases Covid 19S Plus Pro.

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You can’t spell dyslexia without sexy.

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Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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If you want to impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

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Whoever’s praying on my downfall, I appreciate you thinking of me.

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Science can’t explain it, but some hairs can grow up to a quarter inch overnight. Never in a good spot though.

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Asserting dominance by starting all my private DMs with “I hope this DM finds you well.

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I’m so old I remember when a hashtag was called a pound sign, and we played tic-tac-toe on top of it.

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Have an early flight tomorrow, so naturally I’m going to stay up late tonight and be weird in my room.

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Home is where you trust the toilet seats.

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Why do you always wanna change your life before you fall asleep, then in the morning you wake up like ‘Nah!’

Just saw onto the sidelines, they literally have enough footballs for all the players, they’re making them fight over that one for no reason.

Goodbye, August, don’t let the door hit you on the way out.

Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

My CV is so good, companies are still reading it for 9 months.

Dear life, when I said “can this day get any worse” it was a rhetorical question, not a challenge.

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They are mad because you took that knife out of your back and used it to cut ties.

My brain at 2 a.m.: “You up?”

When I said there’s no such thing as a dumb question, I didn’t expect them to take it as a personal challenge.

What do you mean a baguette isn’t a female bag?

In the baking aisle, booing everyone buying imitation vanilla extract.

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Julia Garner most confusing name because it calls to mind both Julia Roberts and Jennifer Garner, but she is neither.

I’m so loyal to my music, I’ll hunt down a song I used to love five years back.

I love when people find out I meant every word I said.

Letting the sun have its way with my freckles today.

Being a woman is wild. I just cried, cleaned the house, had a snack, had a bath, and now I’m fine.

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So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag?

An Advent Calendar for adults but behind every door is a different kind of anxiety medication.

I hate it when I’m gossiping at work and a customer wants to be served. How rude is that?

Sorry I’m late, my dog was sleeping in the shape of a donut and I had to take so many photos.

I calculated my December budget and realized everyone is getting a hug for Christmas.

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My morning yoga routine has really helped shift my lower back pain into my upper back.

My hair will never allow me to commit any crime; I leave my DNA everywhere.

The struggle to get off the couch and into bed is real.

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

If white men can’t jump, how do you explain Super Mario?

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