Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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So annoying when your family knocks on the toilet door and asks what you’re doing. I’m baking a cake. HBU?

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Japan’s greatest tragedy is having the world’s best toilets and no Mexican food. What’s the point of owning a Ferrari if you never take it to the track?

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It turns out, as you get older, you don’t actually figure anything out; you just don’t have any energy to care anymore.

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My kid tells me his toothpaste is “too spicy” but he doesn’t seem to be having any trouble with Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

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My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much.

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I’ve touched enough cacti to know they are sharp, but also not enough to stop touching cacti.

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Applying for jobs feels like auditioning to be enthusiastic about a blind date you haven’t even met yet.

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How is a plant not able to handle direct sunlight? You’re from outside.

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When younger I would walk up to the counter and the bartender would know me by name. Now it’s my pharmacist.

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If you say “awesome sauce” on a first date, you’ll still have that lucky condom in your wallet tomorrow.