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"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"

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95 shares on TikTok this month:

My favorite machine at the gym is the one where you put change in, and snacks come out.

27 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Today, I started a 28-day no-swearing challenge, which I will restart tomorrow.

90 shares on WeChat this month:

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.

15 shares on Slack this month:

Someone at my job mentioned severance, and I was like, “Oh my God, I love that show,” and they said, “No, I’m about to get fired.”

15 shares on YouTube this month:

Santa Claus isn’t real. Ain’t no man checking a list twice.

74 shares on Threads this month:

Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren’t happy.

54 shares on Messenger this month:

Saying “You’re tearing this family apart” whenever someone argues with me.

26 shares on Pinterest this month:

“I’m interested in the divorce rate for couples who sleep in queen versus king beds.”

36 shares on Instagram this month:

Santa saw your Facebook posts. This year you’re getting a dictionary.

89 shares on Instagram this month:

The global energy crisis could be solved if only we could harness the power of my wife slamming my car door.

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The police said I was a ‘suspect’, but I prefer being called a ‘person of interest’.

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Sleep well, middle finger—you’ve got a big day ahead of you tomorrow.

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Like most people my age, I’m 50.

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“Treat yourself. You deserve it,” she says while adding the shoes to her cart.

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Hate when other parents at school drop off act like they’re better than me just because they remembered to bring all of their children.

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Nothing makes me feel more powerful than when I write ‘furthermore’ in an email.

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Mondays are for pretending. Real work begins on Tuesday.

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Someone asked me how much I spend on a bottle of wine. 30 minutes was not the right answer.

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I used to think money is everything. I still think money is everything.

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It’s too late. I sat down on the couch after work. Go on without me.

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Going bananas on Slack:

The lion does not concern himself with the few small drops of pee that got on his boxers at the urinal even after he did a few shakes to be sure.

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The neighbor sneezes loudly from the balcony. And because I’m a polite person, I shout loudly: Disgusting!

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Fact: WhatsApp is the most boring app if you’re single.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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Can’t believe we stayed up and screamed “Happy New Year” for this shit.

Seen just now on Reddit:

Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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If I’m not spoken to, my morning grumpiness goes almost unnoticed.

Seen just now on Discord:

If the apple really doesn’t fall far from the tree, my kids are screwed.

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I can handle most things in life, but hearing people chew isn’t one of them.

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I am sick and tired of going to the bathroom. It’s been forty years. It should all be out by now.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Beavers are so funny. Why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering?

Welcome to your 40s: your chin looks lonely, here’s another one.

Sundays are weird. You want to relax, but your brain’s like, “Shouldn’t you be panicking about something?”

At a certain age, all you really want is a good mattress.

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

The same mosquito kept biting me last night. It probably thought it was at a wine tasting.

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