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"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"

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Girls will be like “it’s fine” and then go and curse your whole bloodline.

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The evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening” and then proceed to tell you why it’s not.

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2 months ago

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

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2 months ago

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Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

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2 months ago

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I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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3 months ago

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Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

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2 months ago

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32 shares on Twitch this month:

I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house.

33 shares on Telegram this month:

Sometimes there is no way to debug besides staring at the code until you become enlightened.

83 shares on YouTube this month:

We should start referring to age as “levels.” So when you’re level 80, it sounds a lot cooler than just being an older person.

68 shares on Messenger this month:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.

20 shares on Threads this month:

Stay up till 4 a.m. one night, and your sleep schedule is ruined for the next 4 years.

52 shares on Reddit this month:

Can you imagine if AI ever evolves into trying to kill us, and the thing that saves us is one of Cloudflare’s outages?

38 shares on WeChat this month:

So excited to go to bed and have the worst sleep of my life, and wake up exhausted and aching.

42 shares on X this month:

Delete a letter of his name from your contacts every time he makes you upset. When his name’s gone, he’s gone. Hangman that boy.

50 shares on Facebook this month:

The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

34 shares on Instagram this month:

Feeling guilty for taking up the entire therapy session talking about myself.

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You don’t get to tell me what to do, you’re not my cat.

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The Netflix “Recommended For You” list is why I have trust issues.

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Forget Botox. If you really want to look younger, get braces.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has viewed:

If you can reach enlightenment, can you also reach endarkenment?

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If you don’t believe aliens walk amongst us, who else could write such unnatural dialogue in pharmaceutical commercials?

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I fractured my laziness and dislocated my interest.

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I think that McDonalds is putting an unhealthy amount of lettuce in the Big Macs these days.

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The only thing you can count on with some people is that you can’t count on them.

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I used to think “9 to 5” means a job from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m.

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Told my homie I was “going through it” and he just said “go around it”.

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Spotted on Instagram:

Don’t drink to forget me, you’ll end up seeing me double.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

A gentle reminder that if your birth year starts with a 19, you should consider wrapping the Christmas presents on a table, and not on the floor.

Spotted on Facebook:

You have been a very bad boy. Now go to my room!

Freshly posted on Slack:

What happened to my ankles tonight mosquitologically can never happen again.

Spotted on X:

The ability to adjust your vocabulary based on who you’re speaking to is a valuable life skill that many people lack.

Just landed via Threads:

A dating app for people who suck at flirting called Fumble.

Spotted on YouTube:

Oasis didn’t just write good songs. They wrote the soundtrack for a whole generation.

Just shared via Telegram:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Just shared via Instagram:

“Where did all your money go?” I’m either wearing it or eating it.

Going viral on Reddit:

I briefly stepped away from social media to get an idea of what else is going on in the world. For instance, I didn’t realize I was still married.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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To everyone I’ve wronged this year. Next year same time, same place.

Apple want $3,500 for their Vision Pro. No thanks. I can look like a dork for free.

I don’t know what kind of sex makes y’all want a joint bank account, but I ain’t had it yet.

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