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"Well, well, well… If you're going to end up in hell, might as well make yourself comfy on a throne, right? 👹🔥 Who knew even the fiery depths could use a touch of royalty! 👑😈 #HellOnThrone"

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Fun fact: Did you know that removing junk food from your diet can help you lose up to 90% of your will to live?

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

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Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

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Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

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Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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1 week ago

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You can put refrigerator magnets on your car, too. There are no rules.

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It’s so funny how you can meet someone randomly online, and they become such an important part of your life. It’d be nicer if they lived closer, though.

25 shares on Messenger this month:

I am deeply overwhelmed and yet incredibly bored at the same time.

97 shares on Twitch this month:

I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

89 shares on Snapchat this month:

Tuesday is just Monday wearing a fake mustache.

39 shares on WhatsApp this month:

I read classics because my FOMO is making me want to understand every reference ever.

65 shares on X this month:

I don’t have bad handwriting, I’m just using my own font.

99 shares on Threads this month:

Sometimes I delete a post because I remember I’m too old for it.

78 shares on Threads this month:

I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

31 shares on Slack this month:

Your car antlers tell me everything I need to know about you.

39 shares on Messenger this month:

NFTs were less about the money and more about the friends you scammed along the way.

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I like my bed more than I like most people.

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I’m sorry, being on social media gave you the impression I’m a social person.

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I wanted to study psychology, but I have more potential as a patient, to be honest.

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My couch better stop looking at me like that, it knows exactly what it’s doing.

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Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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If Microsoft Edge is brave enough to ask to be your default browser, you can be brave enough to ask that girl out.

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Anytime someone throws a Great Gatsby themed party, I have to assume they never finished the book.

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Told my girlfriend that Mum is deaf, so speak loud and slow. Also told Mum that my girlfriend has special needs.

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“Do not touch” must be one of the scariest things to read in braille.

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Scrolling should count as cardio.

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A haunted house, but every room is just learning more about Will & Jada.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

“Girls just want to have fun!” No, I want one million dollars cash.

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If you like true crime stories, I highly recommend the history of the Catholic Church.

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Mothers be doing unnecessary housework and then get mad at you when they’re tired.

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I wish the homes of all my friends were connected to mine by secret underground tunnels.

Just shared via YouTube:

Normalize ending a hang-out abruptly by saying ‘I wanna go home now’ and then going home.

Going viral on Slack:

Seeking a date so intense even the candles are sweating.

Spreading quickly via WhatsApp:

First caveman to see fire: Well, this is a buncha bullshit that no one needs (stomps it out) and I predict that’s the last I’ll ever see of that.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

You never realize how long a minute is until you’re doing cardio.

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Yes, I know there is a really special place in hell for me. It’s called a throne.

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Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly.

Coke Zero sounds like a government pledge to eliminate fizzy drinks by 2030.

Basically a lot of my problems boil down to me being really bad at waking up, and also really bad at going to sleep.

Single introverts be like, “If it’s meant to be, my future love will simply teleport into my living room.”

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