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  • Women in movies look so beautiful when they sleep. Meanwhile, I’m tossing and turning all night like a forgotten 7-Eleven hot dog.
  • I think it’s time I find myself a new inspiration, asking myself “what would Batman do?” gets me in too much trouble.
  • Called in, “If we’re living in a simulation, just simulate that I’m in the office today.”
  • If dogs ever learn to talk, I want everyone to keep in mind that mine is a big fat liar.
  • Happiness is having a large, caring, close-knit family in another city.
  • Behind every robot that turns evil is an engineer who specifically installed red LEDs into the eyes just for this scenario.