You ask a girl if she ate, and she gon say, “Yeah, I had my coffee.” Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When did coffee become a food group? βοΈπ½οΈπ Related funny posts π€ The difference between coffee and your opinion is that I asked for coffee. Iβm kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food. Coffee doesnβt even make me feel energized, I just drink it for the love of the game. I don’t mean to say that I drink a lot of coffee, but Colombian farmers have a photo of me in their wallets. I hate when I offer someone food and they accept it.