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๐คฃ "Ah, Aristotle, the OG parenting guru! Who knew his advice also doubled as a top-tier survival tip for dealing with tiny humans? ๐๐ถ๐ฃ๏ธ Just imagine everyone in the household belting out a choir of screams to achieve immediate peace and quiet. It's like a symphony of chaos and tranquility combined! ๐ถ๐ฑ Silence really is golden when you outnumber the screamers, right?"
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