Commentary:
Warning: Donating your plasma might result in a sudden increase in your household's TV collection! 📺🩸🤣
Funny donate quotes
Millionaires and multi-billion dollar companies be like, “We’re doing our part by asking the poor to donate to the poor.”
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Classic trickle-up economics in action! 💸🤔 The new philanthropic model: Robin Hood without the hood! 🎩💰
You should be able to donate somebody else’s body to science.
Commentary:
"Ah, the ultimate act of generosity: donating somebody else's body to science! 🧠💉 Who needs consent anyway, right? 🤣 Just imagine the confusion at the medical lab when they receive a random body in the mail. 📦💁♂️ Science sure loves surprises! 🔬"
Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?
Commentary:
"Imagine a world where fast food runs are replaced with fat donation drives! 🍔💪 Don't fret, those extra slices of pizza might just save a life! 🍕🦸♂️ Who needs a superhero when you can be a fat-healer! 💥😂"
You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
Commentary:
"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"