Commentary:
"Who knew Monday was up for sale? 😂 Let's gather our funds and bid adieu to that troublesome day! 💸🔨 #MondayNoMore"
Funny fundraising quotes
Everyone is always talking about raising money for dogs without homes, but what about the ones who don’t have cars?
Commentary:
"Seriously, let's not overlook the dogs who are stuck waiting for a ride! 🚗🐶 Who needs a forever home when you can have a convertible instead? #DogsNeedCarsToo 🐾"
A swear jar for Twitter would end world hunger.
Commentary:
"Imagine how many meals we could provide just by taxing every tweet that incites chaos! 🤑🌍 Let's turn keyboard warriors into global warriors! 💪🍽️ #TwitterTax"
You should never donate to people that collect money for marathons. They just take your money and run.
Commentary:
"Who knew supporting a good cause could be so literal? 🏃♂️💸 Next time, make sure your donations are actually making a difference and not just helping someone hit their cardio goals!"
A Twitter swear jar could end world hunger.
Commentary:
"Imagine if every time someone cursed on Twitter, they had to donate to the #HangryWorld 🍲🌍 fund! We might just solve world hunger faster than you can say $#%&! 😂💸 #DonateYourSwears"