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Your dog immediately knows you’re leaving when you put on nice clothes… only because you usually look homeless when you’re at home.

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When my dog sees me in jeans instead of pajamas, he assumes I'm going to the Met Gala πŸΆπŸ‘–πŸ˜†

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appearance, behavior, clothes, dog, funny observation, home, homeless, humor, knows, leaving, nice, observation, only, pet, pet behavior, put on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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