Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Zoom is really only for one thing: realizing our dream of staring at ourselves while talking to other people.

Commentary:
"Ah, Zoom, the ultimate mirror for our virtual selves to admire while pretending to pay attention to others. 🤳💬 Who needs actual eye contact when you can have your own spectacular reflection staring back at you? 😂 #ZoomLife"

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