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I did some exercise in 2010, I should be good for another few years.

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Can you check if my lips taste like cherries?

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I always say “morning” instead of “good morning”, because if it was a good morning, I’d still be asleep.

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People should be allowed to leave work early if they want to go see a movie.

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What if babies had two umbilical cords and if you cut the wrong one, it exploded?

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If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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I wish laying in bed all day made me rich.

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Italy stands for I Truly Always Love You.

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I’m not good with plants or people, but I am good with books and buffets.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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"Ah, the classic 'Facebook friend request from a high school acquaintance-turned-senior citizen' dilemma. ๐Ÿ˜‚ It's like a blast from the past meets a glimpse into the future! ๐Ÿ‘ด๐Ÿš€ #TimeFliesWhenYou'reAcceptingFriendRequests"



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